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cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

(via whenthesuncomesaround)

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(Source: felfs, via ruinedchildhood)

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

(via madselfiegame)

koblala:

jayrockin:

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

(via stormafter)

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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(Source: foodvacuum, via gnarly)

beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich

(via ruinedchildhood)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via ahistoryof-theotherside)

relahvant:

elasticitymudflap:

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oh yeah mister krabs

is this 50 shades of grey

(via gnarly)

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